

That weird thing you do that she finds really sexyĬonsidering every fetish you can possible imagine exists out there, it’s not surprising that there will be something a little abnormal that your girlfriend finds attractive. But the first time your girlfriend felt even an iota of doubt about you, she immediately contacted her friend for advice/to be reassured the fact that you once said, “Nickelback isn’t actually that bad” isn’t grounds for calling the whole thing off. Red flags don’t necessarily mean you shouldn’t date someone, because if we’re looking at ourselves honestly, every human being has some sort of issue that could deem them undatable. She knows you’re probably doing it to, to some extent. She just needs to vent every and now and then to her girlfriend. She doesn’t want you feeling attacked, because she really does adore you. Big issues should be talked about, but that sort of gross noise you make when slurping soup or that you always say, “that’s funny” instead of laughing doesn’t really need to be something you two talk about. Nobody’s perfect (cue Hannah Montana), and even if she’s madly in love with you, there’s going to be stuff you do that aggravates your girlfriend. Bonus points if her best friend is also her roommate, meaning it’s almost like live dinner theater with your girlfriend reciting the cute text conversation you’re having in real time. She’s just so pumped you’re reciprocating her feelings that she has to share it with someone else she trusts. The first time you say something really sweet or meaningful She’s never going to admit it though, so instead, her best friend will just come over and they’ll lurk and check out photos from 2009. Trust that she already knows stuff about your romantic history. It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to discover who people once dated, all you have to do is scroll through Instagram long enough. Listen, in a time of massive transparency in social media and constantly updating everyone about everything, we’re all internet creeps. Information on your ex girlfriend that you don’t even know she knows Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS).New Girl 1. Rich Homie QuanFabolous Lyrics provided by Nicki Minaj & Trey Songz2.For The One ft.
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Get the embed code Fabolous - Summertime Shootout Album Lyrics1.Doin It Well ft. Ya phone is ringing, it's your ex, you gonna answer it? Look man, this video game classic man, you ain't even know Huhh you always playin' this damn video game This nigga, get this nigga, let's go, shit They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless Lay them on the fuckin' table, we got choicesĪnd if they wanna fuck my niggas, they got choices Now we get faded when we want, girl, we got choices Me and Lamar would rob a nigga for his JordansĪnd flip it just to get these hoes another nose fix I used to roam around the town when I was homeless Used to hate attention, now I pull up in that wagonĪnd I was broken, I was broken, I was so broke Used to roam on Queen, now I sing Queen street anthems She tried to take a selfie at my Grandma's funeral My cousin said I made it big and it's unusual Okay cool, you was a hoe in past, bitch, I still got you If my relationship is fucked up, but bitchīitch, I ain't gotta lie to you, I'm grownĪnd they always wanna bring up what ya nigga did in the past

If they give they opinion on my relationship I'm never the type of female the call my bitches haters So of course we gonna give our opinion on everything who granted Listen, me and my bitches are like sisters Wifin' up the lamest bitches and they tellin' same as snitches Niggas catchin' plagues, ask me where the alley-oops at Niggas tryna shoot they shot but don't know where the hoops atīitch you know I'm ballin', if you smart, you would recruit that Hashtag, I bet your mouth bigger than your pocket Let them keep score, we just do our numbers babyĮverybody talkin', I feel like a trending topic I seen it come together and I seen it crumble baby You feelin' yo'self, I'm the one that numb you baby I'm tellin' her, egos trip but the humble doesn't stumble baby If she had the key to your heart, she'll prolly key up your whip Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill Gossip just a broke people sport (Oh you ain't know) Guess they don't know, that's a bitch who need baller allure Not no gossip just making moves at success I say she fuckin like a nigga, that's a She-MaleĮvery crew have a Shady one just like D12Īll she ride is dick, you riding that V12 My nigga Craig said, "Debow, that's a female"

Told my lady that I'm leggin' bitches like I'm Miguel You know them hoes don't want to see you happy baby
